Allow me to share my feeble attempt at a heartwarming, timeless children's bedtime story.
(clears throat)
Once upon a time, there lived a young girl who resided in a small cottage outside the woods with her loving mother.
One day, the young girl decided to go for a walk in the woods, so she kissed her mother goodbye and started into the dense forest.
The young girl was never more happy than when she was surrounded by beautiful trees, following the lattice of sun and shadow across the forest floor. So caught up was she in the pleasure of it all, she soon lost her way.
As the day wore on and evening drew toward night, the young girl began to fear that she would never find her way back home; but as she stood and listened to the sounds of the night, she could hear her mother's voice, calling to her through the trees.
The young girl climbed the closest tree and, from the topmost branch, spied the warm lights of home and her loving mother at the door, waiting to welcome her.
With a smile in her heart, the young girl descended the tree and started for home.
And then a monster ate her.
The End.
Welcome... And Other Appropriate Pleasantries
This is a sister site, an off-shoot, the offspring or perhaps, simply, the unholy union between the online home of The Book Worm Bookstore and my leaky mind.
It is a place for me to share my thoughts and information in a creative, shiny and sarcastic manner. It is a place where fans of The Book Worm, friends of the Book Worm, Lovers and Haters of The Book Worm can speak freely... Though, the Hater's bits will probably be deleted swiftly and with relish.
It is not a place for you to place an order for books. You may not phrase requests for books that you do not know the title or author of and can only describe with the vaguest "It's about this guy who meets this girl and they fall in love but then they break up but then get back together again"; because I will laugh at you and then delete your comments.
You may, however, feel free to submit informative requests for titles, ordering and general information simply by copy and pasting this link to the store site into your browser: www.thebookwormonline.com
Welcome, friends; you're in for a real... well, I wouldn't say treat, but you get the idea.
It is a place for me to share my thoughts and information in a creative, shiny and sarcastic manner. It is a place where fans of The Book Worm, friends of the Book Worm, Lovers and Haters of The Book Worm can speak freely... Though, the Hater's bits will probably be deleted swiftly and with relish.
It is not a place for you to place an order for books. You may not phrase requests for books that you do not know the title or author of and can only describe with the vaguest "It's about this guy who meets this girl and they fall in love but then they break up but then get back together again"; because I will laugh at you and then delete your comments.
You may, however, feel free to submit informative requests for titles, ordering and general information simply by copy and pasting this link to the store site into your browser: www.thebookwormonline.com
Welcome, friends; you're in for a real... well, I wouldn't say treat, but you get the idea.
Are you sure you don't need more build up? lol
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think I smacked right into that monster and it was a good thing he was already full!
ReplyDeleteLove!
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